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JFX316 linked on a beat of his on twitter, called "Freestyle At Your Own Risk beat #1 - Accent", which I thought sounded really cool. After that, he tagged me in one tweet of a few saying which rappers he'd like to hear on this beat. Taking that as his blessing, I decided to give it a go!
Now, I fail at freestyling. HARD. But I figured "Why not use this as an exercise in just writing down the first thing you think of and NOT changing it at all?" so that's what I did. Cheating? Maybe, but like I said, freestyle attempts + me = embarrassing. Either way, these are the most stereotypically Englishman set of lyrics I've ever penned, thus the title and cover art. Plus, I got to use the black speech of Mordor in a track, which is pretty awesome, right?
Also, I shout out pretty much the entire cast of the Super-Fly podcast from the PoP!-Cast Network, so yeah.
lyrics
This is less of a freestyle and more a free writing exercise
I know that bends the rules but hey, I suck when I improvise
But I'm still gonna rap over rhythms that leave you mesmerised
And if they don't I guess I'll have to eat a slice of humble pie
Struggling to sleep, busy counting sheep
As unused lines repeat themselves in my head for weeks
As if waiting for the perfect beat
Spitting lines over JFX one more time
Style clearly defined as I step up to the line
Not needing gang signs or mountains of bling
I have the Khaos Star, Serpent Cult and fuckin' One Ring
Ash nazg durbatulûk my friend, keeping it hot
Building up my rage to show you what I've got
Waiting for the transformation into a Red Lantern
So I can watch the blood spray, anime-style, like a fountain
Working on tracks for a thing called Glitch
That's the name of my half of JFX and I's split
Glad he'll still do it even after he saw a fax of my dick
That I sent to Super-Fly so I could win shit
Yes, that's a thing that actually happened, ask Tony
It was around the same time King Travis was made to watch My Little Pony
As a punishment for not sticking to anime
Which is a form of cartoon I love, despite what people say
Anime I mean, not ponies, I prefer Adventure Time
That shit is fucking crazy, like if I'm drugged out of my fucking mind
But best do like Tad and not live in the Shadows Of The Past
Thinking of a Pirate that may never be coming back
Though Christine reckons one of our new staff is my perfect woman
I don't really get why, this place can be live a coven
So I'll draw this to a close, the next rapper can tag in
I'm off to have tea and scones due to my outrageous accent
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