Glitch

by VaultsOfExtoth

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This album is part of a split release between VaultsOfExtoth and JFX316. Get the other half here: jfx316.bandcamp.com

Originally starting as a split LP between the two, it evolved into two separate free albums.

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released August 8, 2012

All lyrics, vocals and instrumentals by VaultsOfExtoth, except instrumental on Porntallica which is Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls".

Intro sample for Liquid Battlefield by Sulfur of The ThoughtCriminals ( sulfur.bandcamp.com and thethoughtcriminals.bandcamp.com )
Drums on Betrayal taken from Fear Factory's track "Back The Fuck Up".
Pre-vocals sample on Betrayal by Spoony ( www.spoonyexperiment.com ) and Angry Joe ( angryjoeshow.com )
Middle sample on Glitch by Linkara ( atopfourthwall.blogspot.co.uk )

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VaultsOfExtoth UK

Father, bassist, rap meddler, Co-host of Attack Of The 50ft Nerds podcast and YouTube channel, musician of Haganistan, PoP!er, ScrubScriber, Ant. AKA Gentleman Kiss.

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Track Name: Perpetual Error
T̑̄ͫͨh͈̗̿̇ͫ͂́e̞͙͍̹͌ͮ̍̽ͧ ̦̙̳̩͍̒̒l͔͓̜̺ọ̗͚̄̓̐̓̽v̆̿ĩ̘̳̭̓̇ͭͬ͌n̂̆g̦̺̤͚̟̺͊̎̊͆ ̞̦͈̺ͧ͋͂ͤ̉p̮̤̗̫̱͔ͮ̐͑͋ͅa̘ͥͯͯ͋ͪ̇rͫ̒̍̾̊̀̍ǎ̺̠͕͎͖͍͕d̤͇̰͚̏ͤ̂̃̄̄̊o̹̱͍̱̱̮͒x̘̑ͩ͊̍̂̆̒ ̈ͯ́̐ͨͫ̈́o̩̮̖̰̽̄͗̋ͅf͊̃̆ ̩͋m̞̱̖̞̩̺̻̂͋̅̋̎ͯͦy̘̮͋͐̊̄ ͎̾̾ͦ̈́̊e̠̭͉̭͔͛̃ͦx̻̠̒͛͂̉i̥͙͈̪͙̦̗̔͑ͧ̋s͔̫̦t̟̫̾̈̈́͋̒e͙̖ͮͨ̏͑ͨn̠͚̗̼ͦ̎̄͆c̝͇̣͉̿ͫ̆e̫̭̲͔͒̽̂̃͂̀̚
̮͕̼̤̝̙A̠ͫ̂̈́ ̮̣s̲̼̠̻p͚͈̆̍̏̒̌ȧ̻s̩̹̯̏͂̚m̥̼͚͎̞͚̙̅̿ͯͬͯ͗̿ ͍̙̞̖͐͌͋͑͑o͓̞̮̝̙̊̈́ͪ̿͒ͣf̞͉͈͈͍̞́ ̠̰̭̱͕̯ͨ̐̒c̥̬̭̲ͨ͛̑ͯọ̪d̗̼͔̲͎̊̂͆͂̒̈eͤ͛̄̈͌,̞͚̰̼ ̂ͫͪ̄ͬ͋ͩt͙̓̉̅h̝̱͇͕̳ͩ̓ͬ̔̚e̬͈̗͆́ͩͯ͗ͤ ͓͎͓͔ͦͤͅm̤̃ͮͬͫͤ̈́an͎̭̩̺͌ͯ̈͋̄͐ỹ̆͊͑ͭ ̞͚̝̩̪n͖͓̏̋͐̓̑á͎̜̓̊ͭ̎ͭ̚m̦̝͖̟͈̝ͪͩͅe͍̳̟̼͛̍́͌̉̅̈s̠͈̤ͤ̓̋ͤ ͗ͩ̊o̟̻̻͖̣̻͆͆͆f̦̥̼ ̥͂ͭ͌͛̽ͬn̪̤̣̖͎͇͊̆͋̂̈o̼̗͉̬̠̪ṯ̯̠͓̐̈h̾́̾ͫi̱̗̱̮̋ͣṅ̃͛̐̓ͤ͒ġ͉̫̈́
ͩ̎̇̍̒ͤR̻ͬ̇͋ẳ̱͚ͣ̚ṱ̱̰̔͆i̙̖͎̤ͨͬͧ͐ͨͅo̩͓͇̙͎̪͓͋̇nͮ̇̊̓͛̔a͇̦ͫ̋͆͊͛̾̈l͇̼̄̀ͯ̈͆ ̼͔ͨͨ̊̓̇ͤǧ̩̤̥̘̪̻̭̽̂̽ͪa͍̪̲̮͇͔̜ͣ̍ͯz̼̮͚̬͈̿̎͊e̪̹̾ͭ͛̆̓ͨ̀ ̎ͩͪẹ͇͙̗̗̰͗͆ͬ̅ͣͅx̪̫̥̤̦ͣ̆̇͗̇ͭ̅t̤̞̘̮͗̄ͩͨ͐͗̿i̫̥̺̦͈͌n̦̗̥̮͌͗g͈͇̖̜̰̰ṷ͈ͬͦ͒̂ͭͯí͉̱̗̹̝͓s̰̲̠̻̃ͅh̻̠̞̣é͙͖͍̮̌d͔̦̖̥̰͒͗̋ͨ̽
͕̩̠̦ͬͥ̌E̙̗̟̝̖v̤͂ͥͩe̦͍̥̙͈̣̘͊ͤ́̐̇̿r̞͔̘̜͈̂̈̉ͤ̏y͌̓͛͊̃̈́ ̪͔̺̌̚c̣͍̗̙͖o͖̯͌s͙̠ͩ̈m̲͍̤͔̠̻̮o̱͆̇s̓ͧͥ̓ͦ̚ ̬̤̻̟͙̣̹̉ͮ͌͗͆ͦä̦ͯ̋̌͋ͣ̚n̙͒͐̔ͤd̙̳̫͉ͫ̏̈̍ͧ ̼̻̦̼̖̞͒̽̈ͬ̎͑st̗̣̗͖̗a̬̝ͭͯ͊̽̄̈́ͪr͔̟͍̜͎͚̭͆͋, ̪̻̊͒e̯̮̳͙̯ͩ͗̂v͚͍̝̪̺̭͂̈́ȇ͚͍͑͌̔ͫͩͅr̙͍ͪͬy̥̤̱̠̜̮ͅ ̬͖̭̓ͭͯͧ̃̍u͙̠̥̔n̖̺̟̪̟͔ȋ̮̗̰͚ͧ̾v͉̭͈͔̟ͥͨͫ̊̋̍ḙͣ̽́ͤ̅̎̚r͓͙̱͍̺͓̺ͮṣ̮̺͍̙̆̃e͖̤͎̻͇͈ͪ̒ͬͅ ̠͕̮̬̺̯̦̊w͑i̺̣̬͚̺͒͂l̩̜͓̣͋̓̽̏̈l̺ ̳̈́ͫb͕̍̚e̦̪̳̹̜͚̿̄ ̝̗͖ͦͬ̑e͑̏ṙ̝̞͛r͕̤͎͛̓͛̚o̯̽̂̾r̞̞͈̫
̙̺͓̬͇ͨ͌̚A̱̮͙͉͇͉͎ͯͣ̓̚n̐ͦ̍ͫ̅ͧ̚ ̣̮̗̟̝̯̦̄̊͌̒ͧͧ̑e̟̫͙̻̳ͬ̑̎ͨͬͥt̠͆e̹̝͙͔͂ͬ͗͂ͨ̍ͅr͕̠ͅn̮̖̫̬̣ͤͭ͂͒̆̇a̹̻̪̫̥ͭͨͨ̐ͅl̟̙̤͚͚͎,̣͙͎͔̻ ̪͇̼̜͙̔̌̇̂ͥ͗ͅg͇͇̗͂͌l̙̦ͤ̓ͧo̭̟̬̗̗͚̻͛͗ͤr̭̦͇͖͕̲͂̓͑i͙͍̗̩̤͂ͭ̃̚o̺͔͖̼͚͌̄̋ͬ̆̐̆u̝͇̲̲̞̬ͦ̀͒s̖͎͉̪ ̙̫̦̄͋ͫ̎̓g̦̤̙̹̱ͯl͙̹͕̖̳̳̜̇̓̅̈́ͫī̦͋̄͐̎̀t̞̤c̺̯͕̥̊̃͂͊̉͆h̩̙͕̒ͯͪ̏̐̃ͮ

̼̬̠͓͚̈́̇͊͒̓̆ͤJͮ̽O͚ͩ̇͊ͪ̑I̞̻̤̅͆̏͊͗̔̾N͓̖͖͓͂ͤ͒̊ͅ ͔̳̫͍̮̼̝ͯͩ̇̒̉M̼͐́̑̀ͧ̎E̟͙͔̔̓
Track Name: Frag Count
Hello, welcome to my new album
I've been looking for a sound, I think I found one
Co-release with JFX, go get his half
Search Bandcamp, now it's time to start
Spitting rhythms over metal beats and synth
Streaming out the speakers is my hatred and sin
As I spit venom at all I despise, in my eyes
Every human talks nothing but lies
Weaponise this sound, overload of senses
Start a pit, beat each other senseless
I'm just waiting for you to lower your defences
Knock you out and leave you as a bloody mess
These are the thoughts that lurk in my mind all the time
Laughing out loud when I hear you whine
"Oh, my life is so hard! Oh, I can't afford a fourth car!"
Jesus, shut the fuck up before you drive me too far
My day job is now driving me insane
Head in pain, I can hardly take the strain
Maybe I can escape before a bloodbath
In fact I can be a psychopath
The good thing is that it helps my rhymes
Streaming lots of hate-fuelled lines
Music is like a self-help class
For me, as well as trying to surpass
My old skills, always room for improvement
To prove myself in the nerdcore movement
People tell me I'm not the type to rap
You wannna hear swag? Go listen to Riff Raff
I spit about the shit that's important to me
Nerdy stuff, metal and misanthropy
I guess I'm not balling because I buy Colgate
I don't get chicks because it's easier to masturbate
Fuck swag, fuck gold and chains
In the end it all rots, let chaos reign
I've always said all humankind will fuck itself eventually
The ignorant outnumber the intelligent, I hope that's not how it'll always be
I don't really want my son to grow up in this world, I'd rather he see
A world that has more hope than suffering and not run by idiotic decrees
But maybe it's just me being negative
That's what I'm here for and what I'll mostly give
You didn't hit play expecting rainbows
You wanted to hear beats murdered by my flow
Spitting in rhythm and killing everything, adrenaline
Pumping in my veins as your face I rearrange
Corporal Jigsore Quandary the description
Leaving your carcass for all to listen
And as I scream at all the deceivers I record it here
To keep track of my Frag Count so I hope you're listening with open ears
This track is both my introduction and my sales pitch
My name is VaultsOfExtoth and welcome to Glitch
Track Name: Liquid Battlefield
A chance arises for a night out? I take it
Even hanging out with workmates is a chance to get wasted
So the random chatter flows, along with the booze
Getting more and more inebriated, getting with the mood
Until the alcohol removes my brain's inhibitions
I apparently get handsy when I'm drunk with certain women
Though this is still shit that I cannot recall
Fast forward a year and see if I repeat it all
Instead of getting handsy they start getting bipolar
Focussing on one chick and my desires to approach her
I still kinda remember her ass in those jeans
I won't go into detail, but you know what I mean
Half of me says go, the other half says no
I know she's already taken so fuck it, as long as she doesn't know
I learned my lesson, I'll just get drunk in my home
And impersonate Emma Frost on a PoP!-Cast show

Hook:
Heading off to war with a bottle in hand
Taking alcoholic flights with nowhere to land
Drinking so much we don't know which way is down
And getting so wasted we're a pain to be around
Setting our minds free from life's grinder
But next morning's hangover is a painful reminder
Staring bleary-eyed as we let wounds heal
New scars gained from facing the liquid battlefield

Some of my drunken antics are pretty much porn
Or staring up all night, drinking 'til dawn
Creating the 50ft Drinking Game with Mike G Bell
And at C2E2 I'm gonna booze with Goatt as well
Yelling at Eragon for his stupid smile
Oh, I haven't made custom drinks for a while
I'll mix all these things, it looks kinda awful
If my liver doesn't explode I'll call it an immortal
Time to limit myself to getting wasted once a year
And I need to check if Travis ever bought that beer
I bought him at the same time as I got the new 52
But now it's time for this lad to pull up a pew
Sit back, relax and get away from the mic
Enjoying a nice cup of tea and a pipe
The pipe's not for smoking, it's to make me look distinguished
By the way, I'll never rap drunk as I'll butcher my English

Hook:
Heading off to war with a bottle in hand
Taking alcoholic flights with nowhere to land
Drinking so much we don't know which way is down
And getting so wasted we're a pain to be around
Setting our minds free from life's grinder
But next morning's hangover is a painful reminder
Staring bleary-eyed as we let wounds heal
New scars gained from facing the liquid battlefield
Track Name: One Machine Attack Construct
Another day at work sat typing at my desk
Writing a report for Cadmus Industries, one of the best
A leader in genetic research and medical tech
Little was I prepared for what was gonna happen next
In the bathroom I was turned into a giant machine
With strength and abilities verging on the supreme
Instructed to find the Cadmus Mainframe by a voice
Emanating from all other machines, giving me no choice
Working my way into the building's lower levels
Finding labyrinthine tunnels and an enemy who revels
In genetic research beyond your comprehension
As evidenced by his engineered henchmen
Dubbilex, the creature of powerful mind
The Build-A-Friend, efficiently designed
Gobblers, mouth-fiends that are defeated with a cry
The will of my new form's master will not be denied

HOOK:
Transformed from Kevin Kho, from a normal life you're plucked
Turned into the One Machine Attack Construct
Life no longer yours, he's now sealed your fate
With a cry from Brother Eye of OMACTIVATE!

After reaping knowledge from the Cadmus Mainframe
Teleporting to a new target found with the info gained
Taking on Rocker Bonn, the Amazing Man
He tries to absorb my energies, but soon it's out of hand
Another pawn taken by the watchful Brother Eye
As we head on to another target, never in short supply
Getting thrown in prison and asking Jody to help
Stuck with no warden in the equivalent of hell
Found out by the Psi-Fi Man in a defensive meeting
Antagonistic communication shared, no retreating
Tranformation achieved as he tries to hack the Eye
My task now to take on the doctor and survive
But interference from Checkmate and their ambient tech
Stops me in my tracks and almost leaves me as a wreck
Extracted by Brother Eye as his focus turns to them
Do not worry Checkmate, you shall meet OMAC again

[HOOK]

Finally home to escape and get some rest
Wondering what insanity I'll find myself in next
Work turned against me, girlfriend too
More absurd bad luck, but what else is new?
Leaving to catch the subway train home
Signal from Brother Eye lost, I'm finally alone
When suddenly I'm attacked by crocs with heads of light
Just for once in my life could something go right!?
Track Name: Sonic Quake
No lyrics, just FPS soundtrack-type metal!
Track Name: Betrayal
People tend to wonder why I'm kinda strange, kinda lame
I act this was as I hide the rage, been betrayed
By those who would stab me in the back to further their path
And acting like a dick to whoever might stand in their way
So yeah, this is a shoutout to the ignorant fucks
Who care about absolutely nothing but making their bucks
Or making life easier by backstabbing a friend
I never forget shit, but hey, I'll pretend
As I see your faces grinning at me during the night
Sure, I'll say that everything is alright
As the little voice in my head screams "MAKE THEM BLEED!"
I'll pen these rhymes to make the headaches recede
Put on a front so good you'll have to believe
But I've learned your game, I now have some tricks to deceive
Until the one day I finally get my reprieve
And then I can laugh at you and everything you tried to achieve
I'm not gonna dance like a puppet to your master plan
Like you're Grant Morrison writing Animal Man
I'll spit in your face and you'll like it
Instead of whining behind my back you can wait for my return hit
You think you're winning? You're just wasting my time
I feel Spoony playing Ultima IX
This is a diss song aimed at all those who turn on me
So I don't lose it and give them more than an arrow to the knee

Hook:
Always feeling like I've been betrayed
Sick of having to do things everyone else's way
Sometimes I wish this shit would change
But I know in the end it always stays the same

Too late, you've set my mind raging
Screaming at me to end this shit you're staging
Oh, you don't wanna play? Too bad
I'm the worst fucking nightmare you ever had
I'm serious now, you see these scars?
You don't yet, but you'll have them by the end of these bars
Starting to sound like Eminem, but you'll remember then
Not to fuck with me or my friends or I'll be dismembering
You as you watch through horrified eyes
As I take all of your lives, watch every one of you die
You scream for mercy as I curse thee to a painful demise
The noise, the blood, the pain because of all of your lies
I snarl through gritted teeth as I make you writhe
And smile as I hear your death-rattle sigh
I'll stand over your corpse, splattered in gore
I'll laugh when your fucking life is no more!
Wait, calm down, I'll bide my time
Again you're all playing games with my mind
Wanting me to react and jump in head first
Then you'll win as I struggle to throw it in reverse
You already know I can act when I need to
Giving you a false security as I lead you
I'll just have to pump my brakes right now
But know this; when the time's right I'll run you down!

[Hook]

You might think I'm acting kinda sadistic
But I'll wreak havoc on any bitch that deserves it
You tried to keep your dirty little secret
I'll soon have you wishing that you could retrieve it
And never spout a word from that little mouth
To never warrant my hate or my enraged shouts
But you turned on my clan, guess what?
I'm gonna make that you're utterly fucked
Track Name: Glitch
Back in '09 I started this ride
Reviewing putrid crap known as Silent Hill: Dying Inside
Based around a foul-mouthed brat of a child
And an eBay purchase that's driving me wild
Who in the hell sells the Necronomicon online?
And this is also when we meet Whately for the first time
This whole miniseries completely sucks
But thanks to it my reality is now fucked
First the sirens bored into my brain
My whole apartment becoming like the Silent Hill game
Beating the first Pyramid Head with a Pokeball
The second takes more effort to get it to fall
But luckily I found my stowed magic-gatling gun
To waste that metal-headed abomination scum
Unlocking the good ending 'Groovy' for me to enjoy
I'm just glad I wasn't stuck with the ending 'Rat Boy'
So moving on another year, another shitty series
With the Schrodinger title of Dead/Alive? Please...
This thing making me see people who aren't there
Putting image flashes in my head, and I swear
If the fog and sirens don't let up soon
I'm gonna man-punch this book from here to the moon
This one's plot is based around an idiotic plan
To turn an actor into an axe-wielding madman
Fuck this series, it's complete and utter shit
But it aggravates the images, I'm being driven crazy by it
Visions calling me sick, my magic gun not responding
It's possessed by the girl killed for just one thing
To create a weapon to be used against the church's enemy
The creature saying I'm her daddy
But again I beat her using Saba and my Pyramid Head
Left with just a clue of the fight ahead
Vyce...


Lo and behold, Vyce beams into my house
In order to live up to his eternal vows
To fight the entity that he claims to track
But first he wants to defeat us, get us off his back
Iron Liz and I take him on with magic weapons
But his suit has enough power inside to deflect them
Stunning him with sonics from my pair of screwdrivers
Yet he manages to stun us after trying to divide us
Activates his teleport, but look, it isn't working
We distracted him while Angry Joe got behind the curtain
Disabling Vyce's ship with Linksano, we morph and fight once again
To bring this Lord's reign to a swift end
With the help of 90s Kid, Finevoice and Munro
Our power beats Lord Vyce, lays him down low
Now exiled to a planet with no indigenous life signs
To make sure that battle would be the last time
Another year, guess what? More Silent Hill
All complete crap to talk about until
The weirdness sends me back to where I used to live
And meet Whately in person so that he can give
Me a speech about this crap and the god he worships
Before attacking me with his Pyramid Head cultists
But I trick him with a hologram and defeat him with my gun
And we're taken back to the apartment, hoping that we're done
Reviewing Spider-Man and Pokemon as I wait
For this odd daemonic voice to show it's part in my fate
Causing errors and glitches in my computer's systems
And the revelation that 90s Kid is possessed, then
The final twist in this messed-up tale
That I'm quickly losing hope in my ability to prevail
As the voice reveals it is Lord Vyce's Entity
And it's desire is to absorb everything, starting with me


I am the missing one
Error, Glitch, the Voiceless
My horror is beauty
My touch is corruption
My limbs are infinite
Your reality becoming beautiful at my touch
I am the Never-Should
Born by wondrous accident
I am the Outer God looking in on your existence
In this perpetual second I extend
Absorbing all, making it beautiful
The creation of the glorious unanything
Logic destroyed, synapses inverted
Multiverses dance to the non-sound of my corruption
Colliding glints of beauty and un-life
The loving paradox of my existence
A spasm of code, the many names of nothing
Rational gaze extinguished
Every cosmos and star, every universe will be error
An eternal, glorious glitch
JOIN ME